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    isx:

    isx:

    for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you

    still doing this !

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    deadpoolist:

    i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

    (Source: brittaperry)

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    thegirl-inred:

    toned-tanned-fit-andready:

    v0nlaust:

    caliiforniadreaming-xo:

    gothicstan:

    localised:

    do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

    yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

    i feel you 

    we all feel you 

    why are so many people touching me

    This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

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    awesomephilia:

    When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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    mskneesocks:

    you’re the only one who understands me google

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    wizardsandhijack:

    hospitalf0rsouls:

    Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


    did Mary have a little lamb?

    you broke the world

    (Source: stopdropandmosh)

    • 3 weeks ago
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    bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

    bugkiss:

    david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

    (Source: nyooom)

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    cooldadbutts:

    fffcuk:

    there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

    but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

    • 3 weeks ago
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    foodtrucker:

    Like 99% of the jokes on here wouldn’t be funny outside of the Internet

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    balcil:

    thebestbloginthewholeworld:

    c2ndy2c1d:

    nat-thebaseballbrat:

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    “… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

    Here you my followers. 

    calm your titties~ <3

    Oh, good… *Sighs so loud that anyone in a ten mile radius can hear me*

    So all this means is that Tumblr got over a billion dollars and they still get to do whatever they want. 

    Friendly reminder that

    orderlybunker:

    • Tumblr will remain independent
    • Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
    • The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
    • There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
    • The terms and conditions will remain the same
    • Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
    • ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg
    • 3 weeks ago
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    remusslupin:

    consultingtimelordsofbelair:

    llwlyn:

    *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

    *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

    *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

    (Source: joshuwaaaaa)

    • 3 weeks ago
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    thats-slightly-raven:

    thats-slightly-raven:

    My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

    I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

    • 3 weeks ago
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